 | Politics "wid" a taste of Philly, by Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Daily News |
| Politics "wid" a taste of Philly, by Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Daily News |
You know you've entered the bizzaro world of American politics when the lead op-ed piece in the New York Times is called "How to Debate George Bush" -- and it's written by Al Gore.
Sigh.
Actually, Gore himself makes the mandatory, self-deprecating "sigh" joke at the end of the piece -- if you dare read through the rest of it.... something about "substance," blah, blah, blah. But frankly, we wish Gore had given more thought to this topic in, I dunno, maybe 2000.
But Campaign Extra! spoke with some sources at the New York Times editorial board, and we learned that the Gore piece is actually the first installment of an ongoing series of advice columns. Among the pieces we can expect to see in the weeks ahead:
"How to Win the NFC Championship Game," by Andy Reid.
"How to Maintain Your Virginity," by Paris Hilton.
"How to Defeat John Street," by Sam Katz.
"How to Maintain Your Composure," by Howard Dean.
"How to Become a Better Player Through Practice," by Allen Iverson.
"How to Make It Big Without Anyone's Help," by George W. Bush.
"How to Make Your Marriage Last," by Britney Spears.
"How to Verify Historical Documents," by Dan Rather.
and, "How to Beat Your Foe -- Fairly and Squarely," by Karl Rove.
UPDATE! Faithful CE reader (and Mets fan!) Larry Shapiro adds: "How to Remain Calm at All Times," by Larry Bowa...why didn't we think of that? Feel free to add you own suggestions in the comments.
20/20 hindsight is where its at! Here's hoping a later essay in this series is "How to Win Reelection" by George H.W. abd George W. Bush.
Posted by: Patrick at September 29, 2004 09:37 AMYou picked on poor Barbara Streisand, but no comment about how bad Al Gore looks here?? If we're going to be catty, let's be equal-opportunity catty!
Posted by: Ruth at September 29, 2004 01:44 PM"How to Win Friend and Influence People," by Saddam Hussein
Posted by: Ted at September 29, 2004 02:53 PMWhy be a man when you can be a success?
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