 | Politics "wid" a taste of Philly, by Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Daily News |
| Politics "wid" a taste of Philly, by Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Daily News |
What is George W Bush saying as he emerges from voting earlier today? Write a caption to this photo and add it to this thread. Whoever's caption is deemed best by the Daily News Editorial Board will win a Daily News T-shirt and recognition in the newspaper. Please include a valid e-mail address.
UPDATE 11/4: Our Editorial Board has spoken, and after chuckling over several of these, has awarded First Prize to Eric, for "See, if you add another 4 years, that makes this many!" Honorable Mention goes to dan_prochniak for "Have you seen the size of Teresa Heinz Kerry's breasts?" (our Editorial Board insisted that the word "seen" would have been in italics if HTML were allowed in comments). Congratulations and thanks to all who provided us with laughs on Election Night.
The democrats are going to need this ambulance tonight after I rip their heart out!
Posted by: Mike Donahue at November 2, 2004 04:08 PMAfter my concession speech, we're gonna watch a classic Christy Canyon movie.
Posted by: Dave Miller at November 2, 2004 04:22 PM'Merica ... I am headed back to the ranch where I am fixin' to get this big!
Posted by: Mark at November 2, 2004 04:23 PMOops, I did it again!
Posted by: Catherine at November 2, 2004 04:30 PM"The line i did that night was so fat my heart was pounding out to here".
(Hey, just cuz i'm voting for the guy doesn't mean i can't have some fun at his expense. You liberals are slipping when a Republican has to to make the coke reference)
Posted by: jeff at November 2, 2004 04:31 PMThe President and First Lady discuss the effects the NO CARB (No Cheney-Ashcroft-Rumsfeld-Bush) election might have on the President's waistline.
Posted by: Richard at November 2, 2004 04:32 PMHonestly honey, I thought I was registered. I showed up for the physical.
Posted by: Loraine at November 2, 2004 04:40 PM"You mean the lever I pulled was for that Kerry guy? I thought this only happened in Florida!!!"
Posted by: Carl Maiorino at November 2, 2004 04:41 PMW: "Oh, there were so many buttons and levers and names and all sorts of things going on in that booth, and the curtain closed behind me, Laura, that I just didn't know what to do! Where's Condi and Uncle Dick when you need them?"
Laura: "Oh, George..."
Posted by: Jeff Schultz at November 2, 2004 05:17 PM
You see, I'm doing my part to remove the evildoers from office....
I told you "my brother told me their is no why I am losing Florida this time either", just like the last time. He set it up just like I needed it.
Posted by: Bill Dunlap at November 2, 2004 06:22 PM"I am confident...err...four more years...err...Saddam...err...Osama...err...Flipflopper...err...thank you and God bless me"
Posted by: Martin at November 2, 2004 06:30 PMI get so big chested on my anniversary of pulling the wool over Flo.. I mean America's eyes.
Posted by: Hayward at November 2, 2004 06:30 PMWhen I put my fingers really close together, like this, sparks come out. See 'em? I have super powers, you know. Professor Xavier says that I'm his viking. Did you see Dick around? He has my wallet and I need it back.
Posted by: Matt at November 2, 2004 09:21 PMMe's and Laura are going to watch the returns right here, cause if Jeb doesn't give me Florida again I'm gonna keel over.
Posted by: HughE at November 2, 2004 10:24 PMHave you seen the size of Teresa Heinz Kerry's breasts?
Posted by: dan prochniak at November 2, 2004 10:40 PMIt was the Levitra ...
Posted by: Jim Quinn at November 2, 2004 11:51 PMSee, if you add another 4 years, that makes this many!
Posted by: Eric at November 3, 2004 12:35 AMI'm glad I have that honorary degree from Electoral College. You think this is a popularity contest!?!
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 3, 2004 02:03 AMIf you can't win fair, just misplace some of the ballots.That's the way do it!
Posted by: diann at November 3, 2004 08:21 AMI've had it up to my stomach with Kerry's childish behavior. If he can't lose like a man, I am just going to throw-up.
Posted by: Dennis Zirbser at November 3, 2004 08:45 AMYou know this voting thing is hard work
Posted by: Aron Brall at November 3, 2004 10:04 AM"So..I grabbbed that fat ass Michael Moore by his chubby throat, and..."
Posted by: Jack at November 3, 2004 10:58 AMDid I vote? Of course i did. I voted 10 times.
Posted by: Philip at November 3, 2004 11:10 AMWhen she told me that someone in the press agreed with me...my heart just stopped.
Posted by: mister at November 3, 2004 01:17 PM