Election 2004

Kerry Caption - WINNER: Richard



What is John F Kerry saying while voting earlier today? Write a caption to this photo and add it to this thread. Whoever's caption is deemed best by the Daily News Editorial Board will win a Daily News T-shirt and recognition in the newspaper. Please include a valid e-mail address.


UPDATE 11/4: Our Editorial Board has spoken, and after chuckling over several of these, has awarded First Prize to Richard, for "I voted against myself before I voted for me!", with Honorable Mention going to tony mazzanobile for "can i get me a votin license here???" Congratulations and thanks to all who provided us with laughs on Election Night.


Posted on November 2, 2004 05:51 AM
Comments

Have you seen my purple heart?

Posted by: Mike Donahue at November 2, 2004 04:05 PM

I voted against myself before I voted for me!

Posted by: Richard at November 2, 2004 04:34 PM

"Have you seen Teresa? it's time for her Xanax."

Posted by: jeff at November 2, 2004 04:52 PM

Hi. My name is John Kerry..may I have six ballots please..

Posted by: Kim Mullen at November 2, 2004 05:09 PM

You think I'm Bill Clinton? No, I'm sorry, but you can still be my intern...

Posted by: Jeff Schultz at November 2, 2004 05:11 PM

Young lady, this president took his eyes off the mall....

Posted by: Mike at November 2, 2004 05:40 PM

Excuse me, is it my turn?

Posted by: Hayward at November 2, 2004 06:08 PM

That was fun, can I do it again?

Posted by: HuHuNazuLa at November 2, 2004 06:33 PM

can i get me a votin license here???

Posted by: tony mazzanobile at November 2, 2004 07:35 PM

"That's the drawback of these privacy-walls: i wasn't able to get a look at you until now..."

Posted by: Martin at November 2, 2004 08:26 PM

"OOps, I made a mistake, can I vote again?"

Posted by: John D. Weisz at November 2, 2004 10:25 PM

Excuse me, how many electoral college votes does your probiscus count for?

Posted by: dan prochniak at November 2, 2004 10:38 PM

Teresa has pilates classes on Wednesdays, you free tomorrow night?

Posted by: Jim Quinn at November 2, 2004 11:54 PM

Honey, you've got some pretty big shoes to fill as First Daughter; responsibilites, obligations. Now, about this party in January...

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 3, 2004 02:22 AM

NO!! I won't face the camera and admit I lost!!
I WON'T DO IT!! I WON'T DO IT!! I WON'T DO IT!!
(as he stomps his foot like Herman Munster and knocks the purse from the ladies hand)

Posted by: Dennis Zirbser at November 3, 2004 08:54 AM

If the results look grim I'll have my candidacy annulled.

Posted by: halfvast conspirator at November 3, 2004 10:40 AM

A thousand dollar? I...er..Teresa will give you a thousand dollars if you vote for me!

Posted by: Mister at November 3, 2004 01:11 PM