March 20, 2006

Joe Duran: War is not a sport

More thoughts from Sgt. Joe Duran:

The battling analogies...Fukuyama, a noted thinker and essayist likening the Iraqi pre-emptive war to committing a suicide to prevent a killing...a day later Rumsfeld, the right's version of Kennedy's best and brightest, comparing the notion of leaving Iraq now to giving Germany back to the Nazis...c'mon guys...

This is America. In America you use sports analogies when discussing geo-politics and anything else that isn't sports. It's March Madness for crying out loud! The NFL draft is just around the corner! We're thinking brackets, not BRAC! Draft selections, not Iraqi elections! So if Fukuyama or Rumsfeld, or anyone else important wants to get our attention about this war, we'll give you a hand with your analogies and make them something we can understand.

First of all, the Iraq war is not football, basketball, or any other game with a clock. Those games have a beginning and an end. This administration has decided that our opponent cannot know when this war ends, less they be emboldened to win. I have a hint for these smart ones. Our enemies know that if we are still there -- the game's not over!

The Iraq War is not a tennis, bowling, or baseball. While there are no clocks for these sports, there is a definite scoring system involved. This administration has not decided on any concrete way to measure victory. The Iraqi Security Forces are able to defend themselves as stand alone units? What does that mean to the sports fan? It means that the game isn't over until the JV suits up and takes over the game. I don't know about you, but if I were the other team, I would just wait for the JV to take the field, and then pound them. This definitely wouldn't happen in any sport I know.

So now they know which sports analogies not to use. Which leaves us with this last one. What sport has no scoring, no time clocks, and yet has a definite winner at the end that can claim "complete victory"? Only one.

And it was played over a thousand years ago in the Coliseum of Rome for an Emperor that watched as men wielded weapons that he had only seen and never touched. It is the ultimate sport that all sports analogies derive from. "Sudden death" or "complete victory". Only one man had the power to decide this with the up or down of a thumb. This, my friend, is the ultimate sports analogy, and one we should remember through this March Madness.

What we want is to win. The best way to win is to do it quickly. Not this cat and mouse game. The longer the insurgency goes on, the stronger it will become. History shows this. You see, in 10 - 20 years the fighters will be born into the insurgency, not just trained. That is a tough enemy to beat.

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