Ah, what a good life the modern student has.

For one thing, the president has declared that No Child Shall Be Left Behind. Behind what? We don't know.

For another, the student of today has computers and calculators and a healthy disrespect for authority figures.

As if that weren't enough, some young people in Erie, Pa., have said they have a teacher who dances topless for them.

The instructor, Margo Wolfe, says that's a lie. The students, she says, made up the story about her dancing topless on a bar for them because she kicked them out of her risque birthday party.

The case is, of course, being investigated.

Whatever the truth in the Erie case, if you are the least bit interested in stripping, take a look at the Daily News' Girlfriends Locker Room blog. There you can find commentaries on stripping as exercise, sex as exercise, exercise as foreplay, exercise as exercise, and so on.

By the by, if any of you readers have had a similar experience with a teacher, you might want to drop "Would We Lie?" a line. But please don't name names, unless the guilty party has already been prosecuted and locked up.

Posted at May 09, 2004 11:52 AM