How about some chat about nipples?

We heard some people perk up out there when they read that.

So, if you've been keeping up with nipples you know that:

1) In Colombia, which is known for its coffee and cocaine, couples are lining up to rub the nipples of a statue of a woman. They do so in the belief that such action will improve their relationships.

The artist, Fernando Botero, is pleased.

"It's amazing to hear that the breasts have had to be repaired many times because they're being worn out by too much touching."

We've heard real women complain of that particular abuse.

And 2) Philly's sweet Pink, who was born Alicia Moore, reportedly says that before each concert she has her nipples squeezed real good.

She has been quoted as saying the pinching gets her "pumped up" before she goes on stage.

And who's the lucky pincher? Her assistant.

Our suggestion: Pink should invite guest pinchers backstage to handle her nipple needs. And, only because we want to see things done right, we volunteer to be the first.

Oh, how we sacrifice for accuracy.

Posted at May 10, 2004 12:04 PM