A prediction from two guys with plenty of horse sense, Jack Nissel and Jack Jr. of Southwest Philly:
Smarty Jones will throw the Preakness.
Their logic: If Smarty wins, he has to go through another trip, another race, more annoyance.
If he loses? He gets to go home, kick back, eat plenty and have a lot of sex.
Which would you choose? A lot of running in circles, or all the food and sex you can get.
You who would choose the former, please write in and tell us when you will be released from your hospital.
Posted at May 14, 2004 02:45 PM
You are absolutely right.
By the way, after the Preakness, Smarty and some of his horse pals hoofed it to Philadelphia's Dave and Buster's, where they drank Colt 45, naturally, and chowed down on buffalo wings. Smarty signed autographs for fans and posed for pictures. He tipped generously, too.
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