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Proof once again that there is no baby-delivering stork.
In Germany, a couple went to a fertility clinic because they were still childless after eight years of marriage.
After an examination showed the two were fertile, a doctor asked them how often they had sexual relations.
Their response: Huh?
You've heard of a consummation devoutly to be wished? That's right. They'd never done it.
Someone from the clinic blamed the couple's religious upbringing, said the two had never been told about making babies.
Now they are. Being told, that is.
They're receiving sex therapy, and we guess they're doing a lot of homework.

Posted at May 17, 2004 10:50 AM