OK, boys and girls, it's sing-along time. This one goes to the tune of "Wichita Lineman." Ready? A one, and a two:
I am a drunken drivin' cowboy,
I can't walk a straight line,
Fightin' with the hayseeds
and smellin' like some swine
Yes, Limestone Cowboy Glen Campbell has pleaded guilty to extreme driving under the influence and leaving the scene of an accident. His blood-alcohol level was measured at 0.20 percent (0.01 percentage point higher than the level found in a beloved member of the "Would We Lie?" staff when he was improperly pulled over for simply weaving from lane to lane and being unable to turn his car lights on).
Campbell was arrested in November in Phoenix, his hometown. He'd crashed into another car and was, of course, drunk. By the time he got to the Phoenix police station, he was feisty - or as they say, "extreme drunk." He fought with the lawpeople.
As part of his plea agreement, Cowboy Glen must spend 10 days in jail.
And I need help more than want it.
So just give me more booze.
And the drunk-drivin cowboy's
still singin' the blueeeees.
Posted at May 18, 2004 11:10 AM
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