Another senseless religion-related attack:
A woman in Oregon, reportedly arguing over a Bible verse, allegedly poured boiling oil onto his head and upper body.
Angel Suntaria Morris, 19, was arrested as she walked away from the apartment in which she allegedly maimed her boyfriend.
Angel (misnomer?) and her beau had been arguing when Morris went to the kitchen to check on her french fries. The beau followed her and continued arguing. (Isn't that just like a man?)
Women being the way they are, the man, who no doubt was right, gave up and went to his bedroom.
Morris followed with the french fries and tossed the whole mess into beau's face.
She's been charged with first-degree assault, which carries a mandatory sentence of 90 months in prison. Ninety months equals ... hmmm ... at least five years, maybe more.
An imaginary source has told "Would We Lie?" that the two were arguing over the Ten Commandments, particularly the one that says, "Thou shalt not harm thy beau with boiling liquids."

Posted at May 24, 2004 10:19 AM