Despite credible evidence of potential attacks against "Would We Lie," the "Lie" staff has decided against increasing the level of our alert system.
We will remain at "yellow" until our khakis dry out.
If the attacks occur, we will increase the alert to "brown," at which point we'll have to go home and change.
We encourage all Americans to report any nefarious goings-on to "Would We Lie?" If one of your relatives has a tape of "Lawrence of Arabia," report him. If you know of someone who is not complaining about the outrageously high price of gasoline, report him.
Freedom is not, as you might think, free.

Posted at May 26, 2004 12:51 PM