This little piggie went to market, this little piggie stayed home, this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggie had none, and this little piggie dialed 911 and cried, "Wee! Wee! Wee! My owner is being robbed!"
Thus it was that the manager of a check-cashing store in suburban Pittsburgh summoned police after a gunman robbed her.
The robber had bound and gagged the woman in a back room. About an hour later, the woman managed to free one leg, got a telephone with her feet, and dialed 911 with her toe. The Associated Press did not indicate which toe was used, but we assume it was the great one.
Firefighters and paramedics broke in and rescued her.
We hope to see the piggie who robbed her in the pokey before long.

Posted at June 01, 2004 11:30 AM