If you ate this guy's food, you're probably wishing about now that he'd only spit in it.
Anthony J. Lindhorst, 26, a former cook at a Denny's restaurant in Illinois, has been accused of contaminating food and then watching customers eat it.
Police say Lindhorst tainted food twice by putting his semen in the restaurant's honey-mustard dressing.
Lindhorst apparently aimed his discharges at people "he didn't like," a police spokeswoman said.
Officials did not indicate how the naughty cook dispensed the semen. But we can guess, can't we?
Lindhorst was fired in April after he brought to work brownies laced with marijuana.
We'll take the brownies, please, and hold the sauce.

Posted at June 04, 2004 02:15 PM