Again with the Germans. But this time, we think they're onto something.
A German sociologist says regular sex can help university students get better grades.
Werner Habermehl said he had tested students before and after sex. Seems kind of boastful to us, but ... Oh, wait. He was talking about the students having sex.
The finding: Regular sexual activity increases mental capability. Conversely, celibate students tended to be dullards.
We kid. Those abstaining just didn't do as well. Academically. Not ... you know. Cause they're celibate. Get it?
The study was conducted with university students, but we suppose it could be extended to apply to any age, any walk of life.
So it you want to excel, you know what you gotta do.
And do. And do. And do.
P.S. Habermehl has been spreading the word about the benefits of sex for what seems like forever. And we approve of his formula. Got a headache? Have sex. Need to bone up for a physics quiz? Have sex. Feeling edgy? Have sex.
And so on. And on. And on.
P.P.S. The video is already on the Internet. Just take a look at www.studentshavesexwhilesociologistwatches.com.

Posted at June 09, 2004 11:45 AM