Only in Texas ... and maybe Germany.
A Texas man met a woman in a Dallas bar. They had drinks. They got cozy. He took his date home with him ... for "drinks."
And to his surprise, his date turned out to be a man dressed as a woman. He was wearing a very cute tank top with a clip in his well-brushed hair. (We just made up that last part.)
Hey, it happens.
But Braulio C. Hernandez, 30, was not about to let it happen to him. So he pulled his .25-caliber handgun and let go with three shots.
They all missed.
When his date came back for his purse, Hernandez took another shot.
He missed again.
He was arrested.
The lesson, boys and girls? If you have any question about your date's gender, ask him or her strip naked. If he or she refuses, send him/her away.
He/she is a fake.
Posted at June 09, 2004 02:34 PM
OK, exactly how many drinks did the shooter have????
Posted by: MAT on June 10, 2004 04:11 PMWe're sorry, sir or madame, but that information was nowhere we could steal from. But, assuming he began drinking early on a Saturday evening, and his date wasn't exposed as a man until early Sunday, we figure he was deep into his cups by the time he drew his gun.
Stay tuned for more on this case.