Let's see now. We've had guys taking guys to the prom. We've had girls taking girls. Or maybe the politically correct term is "grrrrrrrrls."
That sort of stuff naturally upset our adorable homophobes out there.
But what's wrong with a porn star as a prom date?
Who could be offended by that?
Well, Weston High School in Connecticut could be.
Student Max Miesel won a date with porn queen Tyler Faith on an infamous radio program that we shall not name because of the filth it contains. (Oh, OK, Howard Stern.)
It was Max’s dream: To take a beautiful, eager, willing performer to the dance.
But nooooooooooooooo.
Weston Principal Mary Kolek said porn queens as dates are a violation of prom rules. But she said Max could still go.
Big yip, eh?
We encourage Max to eschew the dance, take Tyler to a nice PG-rated movie (maybe "Shrek 2") and then … how about a Bible reading?
Her last name is Faith, after all.

Posted at June 09, 2004 11:38 AM