Sorry, women, but you're ineligible for this round of questioning.
So, men, what do you use your semen for? Yeah, but what else?
If your answer is, "Duhhhhhh," we have a suggestion: Use it in a political protest.
That's what a so-called artist has claimed to have done. He says he used his own bodily fluids, mixed in some "acrylic gel medium," to paint portraits of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.
Which, given the Lewinsky affair and the Patriot Act, seems appropriate to us.
The four paintings appeared mysteriously at four museums.
And guess what? One of the museums is in Philadelphia. On Ben Franklin Parkway. Yep, right there in the prestigious, cinematically historic museum that made Rocky run out of breath.
By the way, did you read our Parkway series? If not, just look around on the philly.com site. You'll find it. And you'll love it. Or else.
So anyway. Apparently, typewritten notes were left nearby, containing harsh words about our way of life. Or something.
Now the Secret Service, the FBI and other law enforcement agencies are on the painter's trail.
Maybe, if you're going to get political with paint, you might use seamen rather than that other stuff.
Either Bill or George would look great in one of those pointy naval hats.
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