Vanessa Marie, a singer and model in Southern California, has recovered from an attack by a German shepherd who apparently licked her silly.
A press release from Marie's record company, Skylark, said the performer was "viscously" abused by the dog.
One of our colleagues, Laurie Conrad, asked us to send Marie a sympathy note wishing her a speedy recovery and a case of Bounty paper towels.
However, not only has Marie already recovered, but because of copyright rules and such, we can't say "Bounty paper towels" in public.
So we'll say good night, God bless, and please, Vanessa, stop putting Purina Dog Chow in your pants. Pockets.

Posted at June 17, 2004 11:08 AM