The Daily News has opted to publish the names of men arrested for soliciting prostitutes.
This will, many say, discourage men from becoming johns.
A prostitute in Switzerland used a different method.
A 74-year-old man had offered her money for sex, and she followed him to a rest room.
As the man went for his money, the prostitute hit him in the face and kicked him.
The right hook from the hooker sent the old man's false teeth flying into the toilet bowl. The teeth could not be recovered.
The prostitute ran away but was caught, according to someone who knows.
So the john went to the john, and now his teeth are gone.
Which way would you prefer to be humiliated?

Posted at June 21, 2004 12:01 PM