Unless you get your news exclusively from "Would We Lie?" you've heard that Jeri Ryan, formerly Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and Ronnie Cooke on "Boston Public," once accused her husband of taking her to sex clubs where people got naked and had sex with strangers of all ilks. She said he tried to force her (we're talking about Seven of Nine, remember) to have sex in front of strangers.
Our own "Tattle" has provided the meat of the news: He's a Republican candidate for Illinois Senate. He's denied the accusations. She now says he's a swell guy. Blah blah blah.
We're repeating the item only for the pervs in the audience.
After all, have you seen Jeri Ryan? We can't even imagine a sweet, beautiful woman like her in a sweat-filled, noisy, fluid-flying ... well, anyway.
But we know many of you creepy devils can. So shove that fantasy into your demented little heads ... until they explode.

Posted at June 24, 2004 01:02 PM