"The long arm of the law" has taken on a whole new meaning in good old Okie land.
A judge in the Sooner State has been accused of using a penis pump, shaving and oiling his pubic area, and masturbating while on the bench hearing cases.
According to a petition seeking to remove him from the bench, Judge Donald D. Thompson acknowledged having the pump but said that it was a gag gift from a friend and that he never used it.
Several witnesses, however, including his longtime court reporter, Lisa Foster, say they often heard a noise coming from under the bench, a noise that sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.
Foster said she also saw the judge's penis in various stages of arousal, saw him shaving his testicles and saw him applying lotion to his genitals.
Other witnesses cited in the petition filed by the state's attorney general included the chief of police of Sapulpa, near Tulsa, and other law enforcement officials.
In addition, a couple who cleaned the courtroom and the judge's office said they more than once found semen or what appeared to be urine in the judge's trash can.
Thompson fired his court reporter and the cleaning crew after they became witnesses.
Seems to us the judge, with those tattletales out of the way, could still be fair and impartial when handing down rulings.
He just needs to find a bigger robe and a quieter pump.
Posted at June 25, 2004 02:04 PM
Seems judgment has once again taken an "ughly" turn.
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