What the hell is going on with women teachers these days?
You've read all about them, we're sure. Several teachers across the United States have been convicted, or at least accused, of having sex with their young male charges.
Now comes news from Zimbabwe, which is somewhere far away, that a teacher punished students by having them suckle her breasts!
Actually the teacher gave her youngsters a choice of punishments: the breast suckling or 100 lashes with a cane.
We understand that 14 pupils chose the breast. But we can imagine the cane enticed a few of the more masochistic children.
The teacher faces disciplinary charges and could face child abuse charges later.
The appropriate punishment, we think, is that the teacher be deported to Philadelphia, where she can begin a new career as a dominatrix at one of the city's delightful sex clubs.

Posted at July 01, 2004 11:28 AM