More dopes-on-dope news:
A Grand Rapids, Mich., man recently entered the Kent County Courthouse (reason unknown) and passed through the metal detectors.
Beep beep.
The man pulled keys out of his pocket and tried again.
Beep beep.
A security guard used a hand-held detector and it reacted to stuff in the 29-year-old man's front pockets.
The guy pulled some coins from said pockets, along with a little bag.
The guard says, "What's that?" The guy says, "It looks like weed."
It was, in fact, marijuana.
Then the man blamed his 12-year-old son for the whole mixup. He said he'd taken the bag from the boy, who found it while doing work in the yard, and put it in his pocket.
And forgot about it.
Yeah. Right.
The cops took the pot and let the man go, pending investigation.
In case you were wondering how much pot the guy had, the Grand Rapids Press reported that it was a "dime bag."
Which makes us wonder just how much pot they smoke over there, if everyone in town knows what a "dime bag" is.
I, for one, have never heard of such a thing. Dope fiends in the audience, please clarify.
Thanks.
Posted at July 01, 2004 10:08 AM
Humorous very humorous .However, I can't believe that an individual who writes this type of column has never had the fortune to purchase or even smoke from a dime bag. Maybe instead of inquiring, you should get your ass out there and buy your own dime bag. You'll apprecaite it more than being told what it is. don't forgert to disclude the seeds when you roll........
Posted by: shockd on July 1, 2004 01:30 PMThanks for the advice, shockd. I gave it a try. I asked around to find the nearest marijuana market and was told a place to go. When I got there, I saw a guy sitting on some rowhouse steps. I offered him 10 cents for a bag. He took my dime and gave me a bag. And, as luck would have it, the bag had no seeds -- or anything else, for that matter.
So I rolled it and lit it.
And I still don't get it.
But thanks, S., and please keep reading.
P.S. Please keep the vulgarity to a minimum. Children read these replies, and how are they going to learn to buy marijuana if their mothers see that language and ban them for life from "Would We Lie?"
P.P.S. And thanks again.
Hmmm.. vulgarity!?? all he said was get your ass out there and buy your own dime bag that isnt really vulgar an ass is defined either as a donkey, your butt, or as an insault it didnt look as if he ment it to be an insault.. about what you wrote here.. a dime bag is 10 dollars worth of bud if you were not so ignorant to not ever hear of a dime bag in your whole time of exsistance either from somebody else, on TV, the radio or on a movie that seems kind of hard to believe i do believe that your implying something negative toward people who smoke marijuana (i.e. "dope fiends") but i know how much better you may feel you are than someone who perfers to smoke a joint rather than drink a beer at the end of the day to relax at least marijuana isnt lethal like alcohol but i dont think you would post something agisnt alcohol ps..there is no such thing as a marijuana fiend so tell the children about that if you wanna teach children something teach them somting thats not a lie talk about drugs but talk about them not agisnt them
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