This guy, as a colleague has pointed out, must have been trying to break every record in the Guiness Stout Book of Dubious Records. For his "alleged" crimes we award him the Extreme Freak of the Week.
The man was pulled over in Toronto (that's in Canada, we think) because he was driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
Ain't that always the way it starts?
Police found the guy naked from the waist down, watching kiddie porn on his laptop computer after apparently stealing an Internet connection, and, of course, driving stupidly.
When the half-naked man was stopped, he was watching a video that involved a 10-year-old girl doing a very adult thing, a thing that might still be illegal in some states.
'Nuff said about that.
Walter Nowakowski, 33, of Delhi faces numerous charges related to child pornography and theft of communications.
At his home police found 10 computers and thousands of discs that police suspect contain "Martha Stewart Living" episodes.
No, but really.
More generally, police say, according to some Toronto publications, that "stealing the Internet is becoming more common among perverts trying to avoid online detection."
As practicing pervs, we just want to state that we've never stolen anything ever in our lives. We acknowledge our perviosity and perv out only in legal ways.

Posted at July 09, 2004 11:31 AM