Maybe you've read about the new lazy-day activity on (or should we say just off of) the Florida coast.
Young people are hanging themselves from meat hooks.
They apparently pierce their bodies with the hooks and just hang around on a sandbar.
On the day in question, police found a young woman dangling from the hooks.
To quote Reuters, "According to a Coast Guard video, she did not seem to mind the hooks."
Lt. Tom Brazil of the Coast Guard is reported to have noted that the young freaks are breaking no laws.
Maybe not. But we blame the movies. (What a non sequitur, eh?) Those Hollywood liberals are planting these sick ideas in the heads of our young people, hoping they'll become so twisted that, like robots, they'll vote Democratic every time. That is, assuming that robots do vote Democractic every time.
Some examples? How about those two "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" flicks. That wacky family hung young people on meat hooks. Right?
And don't forget that classic of liberal brainwashing, "Three on a Meathook."
It's propaganda, plain and simple. If you don't think so, take a look at the name of this apparently real short film: "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her On A Meathook, And Now I Have A Three-Picture Deal At Disney."
A three-picture deal at Disney.
Those sad children in Florida are just rehearsing for their close-up, Mr. DeMille.

Posted at July 19, 2004 11:55 AM