We think we've had just about enough nudity in this space for a while.
So we won't tell you about the guy in Tennessee who was picked up by police after he'd broken into a snack bar and taken several snacks.
We won't point out that he was nude and covered in nacho cheese.
He was also about six sheets to the wind, if you get our drift.
Oh, wait. We weren't going to tell you that.
We will tell you that the guy's name is Michael P. Monn and that he was charged with illegally imitating a Nacho Bell Grande, which is a trademark violation.

Posted at July 19, 2004 12:24 PM