Why did the blind milkman cross the road?
To get to the "udder" side.
OK, groan if you must, but that abysmal joke is based on the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Neil Middlehurst, who is 49 and blind, made a habit of groping the breasts of young women who'd stopped to help him cross the street.
Middlehurst, of somewhere in England (hey, we can't look up everything), pleaded guilty to charges of indecent assault and was given something called an "anti-social behaviour order" telling him to stop doing that.
Groping young women's breasts, that is.
The order requires Middlehurst him to place his hand only on the shoulder of any woman helping him.
But, geez, the guy's blind. How's he going to know where his hand is going?
Posted at July 26, 2004 11:54 AM
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
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