Some members of the Catholic Church have privately congratulated a priest and nun who recently were caught having sex at an airport in Malawi, "Would We Lie?" has been told by a highly placed but completely out-of-the-loop source.
The priest, 43, and the nun, 26, were discovered "doing it" in a wobbly car in a parking lot at Lilongwe International Airport. They later pleaded guilty to indecent behavior in public.
The nun said she regretted her brief lapse in judgment. The priest told the court that Satan had led him into temptation.
But in private, the two are being celebrated for reminding the world that priests and nuns do more than ... you know, those bad things the media have been dwelling on for months and months now.
The couple were coupling vigorously, prompting a passer-by to call police "after noticing the car shaking in a funny way."
Coincidentally, the act was caught on tape, which will soon be sold at finer video stores under the title, "The Devil Made Me Do It (and God Watched)!"

Posted at August 02, 2004 11:13 AM