We would be remiss if we didn't mention the naked guy who was arrested a few mornings ago as he performed an allegedly "lewd" act down the road in Delaware.
Ronald J. Krischbaum, 34, of New Castle, was allegedly standing on the side of Interstate 95, wearing a bra and women's underpants on his head and sneakers on his feet.
Krischbaum allegedly ran when police approached but was allegedly run down at a nearby alleged condo complex.
He has been charged with one count each of misdemeanor indecent exposure, lewdness and resisting arrest.
A highly placed source (a local Sunday newspaper that we were tempted to read) did not reveal the type of lewd act the naked man was allegedly performing.
So let's make this a contest. You know, like those online quizzes that so many media outlets now provide in an effort to attract young viewers away from their other activities, such as having sex, taking drugs, illegally downloading music and porn, and torturing defenseless animals.
OK then.
Was the naked man:
1) Mooning travelers.
2) Playing space cadet with the bra pulled down over his ears like a helmet.
3) Playing peekaboo with the sheer undies, peering through one leg hole and then the other.
4) Playing with something completely different.
And what prizes do we have for the winner, Johnny?
How about ... a sleepover in Philly, all expenses paid ... by the winner!
So get to that comment box and compete, compete, compete!

Posted at August 03, 2004 11:55 AM