OK. We've had it. We're now calling for a worldwide ban on sex.
Period.
Just look at the trouble it has caused over the centuries.
Didn't Adam and Eve display some sexual disfunction that led them to be tossed from their own private sex club, the Garden?
We decided to lead this crusade after we stumbled upon a computer monitor upon which someone had searched Google News for the word "sex."
And what did we find?
A sex scandal within a soccer association in Europe. Two officials apparently had affairs with the same secretary.
In Australia, a magistrate is in court on charges of indecent assault and unlawful sexual intercourse. He allegedly had sex with a teenage girl ... in the early 1980s.
Also in Aussieland, a tennis coach has been found guilty of sex charges relating to a teenage girl he "taught."
Back in London, a Saudi diplomat is accused of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old girl.
We could go on and on. Google listed 63,000 stories that involve "sex."
If you agree with our cause, you can join us in our first demonstration, which is even now being planned.
We'll be out on the sidewalk showing all the fiends and pervs that people can be naked together and still not ravage each other like animals.
Oh yes. The protest will be an all-nude affair.
See you there.

Posted at August 03, 2004 12:42 PM