We assume you've not had your fill of the toe-licking terrorist in Rotterdam. So we're going to feed you some more.
Yes, a toe licker has been on the loose there, sneaking up on women who were sunbathing in bare feet and then licking their toes.
When police tried to stop him, they found out that toe licking is not illegal in Holland.
But hardly anything is illegal there, so we're surprised that lawmakers are working on such a ban.
But you know how legislative bodies work. A final vote will take place in about three years.
That gives you plenty of time to fly over, smoke some marijuana, lick some toes, visit a hooker, find a likable person of the same sex and get married, then lick some more toes, all legal in the Nutterlands.
Ah, now those are what we call Dutch treats.

Posted at August 10, 2004 04:25 PM