Another terrible teacher outrage (but no "sexual relations" involved):
In Brazil, students are suing their teacher because she asked some of them to masturbate in class.
All manner of Brazilian folk expressed shock and dismay.
A police spokesman said, "We are all horrified."
School officials released a statement saying they were just as aghast.
According to ananova.com, quoting something called La Prensa (we looked at the La Prensa site but it was all gibberish to us), the teacher asked three 15-year-old boys to provide sperm so the class could study it up close and personal.
Yes, we're thinking the same thing you are: Maybe some of those students are suing because they WERE NOT asked for their sperm. Except the girls, of course, who might be suing because they think it was unfair of the teacher to ask for boys' sperm and not to ask for the girls' fluids, menstrual or otherwise.
There's obviously more to come on this story, so stay tuned.

Posted at August 13, 2004 12:25 PM