OK, so we've belittled Germany a smidge here at "Would We Lie?"
But that ends today.
Why? Because Germany has done something really neat: It now allows its soldiers to have sex with each other.
That's right. Men and men, men and women, women and women, captains and privates ... well, we guess privates are involved in every tryst, aren't they?
But now it's legal for the Germans!
This represents a world of change for them. Until now, the German military order of the day, every day, was that only Adolf Hitler could have sex.
And we are pretty sure that Hitler, who many scholars contend was the Michael Jackson of his day, died in 1945.
Regardless of Adolf's peculiarities, today's German soldiers are free at last!
Geschlecht! Geschlecht! Wollen alle wir, Geschlecht haben! (Translation: Sex! Sex! Let's all have sex!)
War might still be hell, but now the Germans can enjoy the heat.

Posted at August 16, 2004 01:30 PM