Would We Lie?: A man and his doll are not soon parted

September 02, 2004

A man and his doll are not soon parted

We generally avoid such a story here at "Would We Lie?" Because of the obvious holes in it, of course.
But, given that it involves sex and Germany, we thought we should pass it on.
So this guy was having sex with a blow-up doll. And he was doing it in a busy shopping area. And, according to legitimate news outlets, he was lovin' so large that police had extreme difficulty prying the two apart. (Sounds like the trouble we had with our dogs once.)
They also indicated he was drunk, but, hey, we've all been there, right?
Now you may ask, was the man charged with a crime? And what might the punishment be for such a crime, if one occurred? And what was the man's name? And what was the doll's name? And did the doll belong to the man, or had he borrowed her from a friend? And so on.
Now you see what we mean about holes.
But don't worry. We hope to bring this disturbing tale to a mutually satisfying ... uh, conclusion very soon.

Posted at September 02, 2004 11:04 AM

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