Would We Lie?: Watch your assets, not hers

September 30, 2004

Watch your assets, not hers

Most of you will agree, we think, that beer is about the best food group going.
And in Germany during Oktoberfest, the beer is flowing like ... well, like beer during Oktoberfest.
One drawback, however: Beer can leave the drinker vulnerable to scalawags.
We remember a time in Haiti ... but that's another story.
The beer drinkers in Munich are facing just such scoundrels.
They're called the "boob gang" because of their modus operandi: A bountiful woman flashes her breasts in the face of a drunken dude, who, being a drunken dude, is hypnotized by the bounty.
In the meantime, another woman and a male accomplice pick the drinker's pockets.
Police have warned visitors about this particular ploy. But men being the boobs they are, we expect thousands of them to be robbed at breast point before the fest ends this weekend.

Posted at September 30, 2004 06:35 PM

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