They don't call it the Heartland for nothing.
Friendly, happy people who love themselves as much as they love one another.
An example: In Springfield, Ohio, a deputy sheriff has been accused of masturbating at a salon as he was getting his hair done.
Apparently workers at the salon noticed strange goings-on under the cloak that covered Deputy Eric Shane from neck to knee. Was he adjusting his heavy gunbelt? Getting settled in the stylist's chair?
Nope. Just polishing his weapon.
Allegedly.
Shane is charged with public indecency.

Posted at October 03, 2004 07:50 PM