Would We Lie?: Bad vibrations

October 04, 2004

Bad vibrations

You just can't be too careful these days.
That was the rationale at an Australian airport after buzzing in a trashcan caused officials to evacuate.
We mean the airport. They evacuated the airport.
Turns out the buzzing was an adult sex toy in the "on" position.
According to some source or other, cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said the sudden sound of humming was "rather disconcerting."
She also said later that the buzz sounded exactly like a vibrator, but you can't be too careful these days.
She didn't explain how she could identify the sound of one vibrator buzzing.
And we wonder about the owner of the device. Was it vibratus interruptus? Or did she suddenly develop a fear of preflight security checks?
Anyway, Mackey Airport reopened and someone did something with the vibrator.
We can guess what.

Posted at October 04, 2004 02:04 PM

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