Would We Lie?: The old "My dog ate it" excuse

October 05, 2004

The old "My dog ate it" excuse

We've never seen a Romanian man's penis, but we would have thought it looked about like any other man's. And let's not dicker about details.
Apparently, however, Romanians' members look like chickens.
We assume that's what got a 67-year-old Romanian man confused.
Constantin Mocanu was quoted as saying he ran outside in his underwear to kill a chicken that was bugging him. He somehow got his penis confused with the chicken's neck and cut it off.
His penis. Cut it right off. And his dog ate it.
Mocanu is reportedly out of danger.
When asked, the dog said his master's member tasted like ...
You got it. Chicken.

Posted at October 05, 2004 03:10 PM

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