A very practical reason to jump off the Bush bandwagon: That wagon could leave your sex life in the dust.
That's what happened to Republican Gov. Ah-nold, according to the Kindergarten Cop himself.
Schwarzenegger told a crowd of about 1,000 this week that after his speech at the GOP convention praising President Bush, his liberal Democratic wife, Maria Shriver, was not so liberal in the bedroom.
"Well," Mr. Muscles told the crowd when asked how his wife had reacted to his speech, "there was no sex for 14 days."
So, kids, just remember the old adage: A bird in the hand is worth eschewing Bush.

Posted at October 19, 2004 01:15 PM