No wonder we have so many wars and such. Sexual frustration is running rampant out there in the world.
Case in point:
A Chinese man, frustrated that his wife wouldn't make love with him, called the emergency police number in hopes they would persuade his wife to be more compliant.
According to a Chinese paper, which we couldn't read if we wanted to, the man told the operator he had not had sex in 28 days.
Sounds like that movie title, eh? "28 Days Later"?
Anyway. Police told him they could not provide relief. So now -- 28 Days Later -- we guess the guy turns into a ghoul and eats his wife.

Posted at October 25, 2004 11:02 AM