Are we too late to get on the ridicule wagon? To make mock of GOP Chairman Ed Gillespie for threatening the Rock the Vote organization over its messages about the threat of a draft returning?
No? Good.
So Gillespie didn't care for the anti-draft campaign, thinking it might affect his party's chances in the coming election. He sent a letter to Rock the Vote suggesting that its nonprofit status could be in harm's way.
The Rock the Vote folks thumbed their noses at Big Ed and made obnoxious farting noises in his direction.
In related but untrue news, men in dark suits and cute fedoras attacked a little old lady who was driving a car that was festooned with Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers. She was on her way to church, the only place she had ever driven the car.

Posted at October 25, 2004 12:26 PM