Good news for those who like to track down animals and kill them for sport: A Wisconsin man has created a chewing gum that he says hides human breath smells and allows hunters to get even closer to their prey.
Apparently deer hunters already have special soaps, shampoos and clothing detergent that mask the human scent. We guess these products allow the armed men to get so close they can put their barrels right to the heads of the animals.
We haven't whiffed any of these products, and we don't go around smelling people (well, not guys, anyway), but we think the whole thing stinks.
Nothing personal, you gun-toting (or in the case of Ted Nugent, bow-and-arrow-carrying) woodsmen.

Posted at October 26, 2004 02:46 PM