Romania, as you no doubt know, is the home of Dracula, aka Vlad the Impaler.
Speaking of Romania and impaling, a Romanian man who wanted no more children decided to glue a condom to his babymaker.
Nicolae Popovici, 43, and his wife have five children. That's plenty for anybody, we'd say. So they figured a condom would do the trick.
But the condom they bought was too big, so old Nicolae kept it in place with glue.
They had sex, after which Popovici realized he couldn't remove the thing. So he went to a medical clinic, where the condom was removed.
A nurse was quoted as saying, "He wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later."
We suggest that next time Nicky buy the prophylactic that "small" men can live in: Condominimum.

Posted at October 28, 2004 12:48 PM