It's in the bag, President-elect Kerry.
That's the message delivered by leading astrologers in India: John Kerry will defeat George Bush tomorrow and become the umptieth president of the United States.
This is not intended to discourage Bush supporters from going to the polls. Hey, do your thing. But let's not try to pull any shenanigans afterward, OK? We know the winner. The sky has spoken.
And on that note, let's sing it, children!

This is the dawning of the Age of John Kerry 'n' us,
the Age of John Kerry 'n' us,
JOHN KERRY 'N' US!

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revalation
And the mind's true liberation
John Kerry 'n' us!
John Kerry 'n' us!

Peace, brothers and sisters!

Posted at November 01, 2004 02:10 PM