Just as we predicted, our good friend President Bush and his great colleagues have been invited to stay in the White House for four more years.
And are we glad.
We thought all those rights we lost by way of the Patriot Act were overrated anyway.
And the environment? Come on. Can we really "destroy" the Earth? Everyone knows it will outlive humanity by several hundred years, at least.
So we say congrats, Mr. President. Keep up the good fight.
We'll just stay home and watch it on TV.
We're pretty sure we're too old to be drafted.

Posted at November 03, 2004 03:04 PM