Would We Lie?: Let's have a ball!

November 03, 2004

Let's have a ball!

Now that the election is over, we return our attention to more mundane matters.
To wit:
Cooks from everywhere gathered recently in Serbia for the World Testicle Cooking Championship.
Serbs apparently love testicles and want to develop the dish as an export item.
Ljubomir Erovic (pronounced "John Smith") of the Serbian Tourism Board, who organized the cookoff, said, "The best cooked b---s come from Serbia, and we wanted to stage this contest to show the world what great dishes can be cooked using testicles."
Known to many of us as Rocky Mountain oysters, the testicles of cows, buffalo, pigs, lamb, sheep and turkey can be prepared in numerous ways, including fried, roasted and parboiled.
But Erovic noted an exception:
"All testicles can be eaten, except human of course -- we don't want any cannibals here."
Cannibals are invited to go to Washington, D.C., where they eat opponents'
b---s for breakfast.

Posted at November 03, 2004 03:48 PM

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