Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the crocodiles.
A chicken farm in the Czech Republic, which has found it difficult to sell its smaller birds, has decided to build a croc farm next door to use to get rid of the worthless chickens.
It also will sell the skin of the crocodiles.
Definitely a win-win situation, eh?
That is, until the animal rights nuts, whom we respect immensely, get rolling.

Posted at November 08, 2004 10:49 AM