Would We Lie?: Norway, do it your way

November 11, 2004

Norway, do it your way

Norway seems to have it in for porn these days.
In one case, Norwegian animal-rights nuts, whom we respect to the utmost, are seeking a ban on sex between humans and animals. The nerve!
They say such acts appear to be on the rise, and they blame computer porn.
One such nut was quoted as saying, "People working in animal protection are angered that sexual intercourse with animals can occur without a clear decision that this is a crime. Abuse of animals is a growing problem that may be linked to the enormous exposure of animal porn on the Internet."
The nut didn't say where we could find such porn, so we as two-fisted, hard-drinking newsguys couldn't conduct our own impartial, independent investigation.
In a second "revelation," sex clinicians say Norwegian teens are developing inferiority complexes because they lack the "equipment" and the "stamina" of porn stars, not realizing that the porn performers are computer-enhanced and have sex stand-ins and such.
Bad porno. Bad, bad porno.
Finally, keep your eye out for a new book by a couple of Norwegian sexologists. It's called the Penis Atlas, and it will contain everything you ever wanted to know about penises ... and probably a lot more.
Yes, it's coming soon.

Posted at November 11, 2004 01:39 PM

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