PETA (still not a bread) has begun a campaign to convince consumers that fish are smart and sensitive and shouldn't be eaten any more than should a dog or a cat.
Couple of questions for those animal-rights nuts, whom we respect to the utmost:
Don't people in some countries eat dogs and cats? And in all those places don't they say dogs and cats taste just like chicken?
OK, three questions.
If fish are so smart, why is it so easy to catch them, clean them, cook them and eat them?
Speaking of fish, is it just a coincidence that PETA, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are based in Virginia?
OK, four questions.
But you get our drift.

Posted at November 17, 2004 11:48 PM