Finally, the truth about the war in Iraq:
Evidence is mounting that an American is keeping the insurgents there well-equipped so as to extend the war and make more money. And that American is ...
First, the evidence:
American troops say they have discovered the main hideout of the vicious group headed by that al-Zarqawi guy.
OK fine.
But according to somebody who saw a video purportedly shot by an embedded person, the troops also found a sign on the front door that said "Al Qaida Organization." Like they're going to invite us in, right? "Hi. Al Qaida Organization. Damn glad to meet you."
The most damning evidence, however, is the truck that was found in the hideout. It had an American vehicle registration number reading -- are you ready? -- "Texas Department of Transportation."
A truck. From Texas. And what important American personage is also from Texas?
We'll leave it to you to put the rest of the puzzle together.
But take care. The thought police are watching.

Posted at November 18, 2004 02:13 PM